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Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (Acappella)
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jakefogelnest:

Whitney Houston’s isolated vocal track on “How Will I Know.” 

140 Underrated Tweeters

tracymarquez:

Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.

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Not exactly ‘Funny Ha Ha’
funnyordie:

4 Pedo-Riffic Internet Trends (That We’re All OK With)
For the record, we are not looking down on any of this. We are just as guilty as anyone. Nevertheless, carry on, Internet. Keep doing what you’re doing.

Not exactly ‘Funny Ha Ha’

funnyordie:

4 Pedo-Riffic Internet Trends (That We’re All OK With)

For the record, we are not looking down on any of this. We are just as guilty as anyone. Nevertheless, carry on, Internet. Keep doing what you’re doing.

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first  entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk  toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a  cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet.  As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m  walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking,  until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward,  and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault  and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

brido:

My friend Rob just sent me this.  It’s borderline adorable.  I take that back.  It’s SUPER adorable. 

brido:

My friend Rob just sent me this.  It’s borderline adorable.  I take that back.  It’s SUPER adorable. 

meganamram:

PLEASE HELP ME GET ON GLEE!!!!!!!!!

witstream:

A couple of weeks ago, the South by Southwest Festival got into hot water for booking only one female comic out of 31 performers. This from an organization that prides itself on diversity. Organizers quickly apologized, pointing out that not many female comedians had submitted, and they tacked a…

bavarde:

belly bird (by too tiki)